Funny SMS about Girl & Boy Selfie Quotes Status

Funny SMS about Girl & Boy Selfie Quotes Status

Girls love is like a chocolate.
because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time,
Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date.
But boys love is like wine,no expiry date.
it gives kick to ur body…
that’s boys love…

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!
Girl : how did you know that?
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Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..!

Funny SMS about आलसी तो मैं इतना

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“आलसी तो मैं इतना हूँ
की…….
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अभी बताने में भी आलस आ रहा हैं..

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What’s the difference between wife and neighbour’s wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.